Thursday, February 4, 2010

Losing Hair Quotes Funny Comedian Quotes , Funny Or Not ?

Funny Comedian Quotes , Funny or not ? - losing hair quotes

Dear Friend.
Question from a flower,
Give me a bouquet of flowers.
When I ask for a stone
I am a statute.
When asked for a pen
They give me a peacock ...
Are you sure you deaf?

Friends are like a hair. You may have something to lose to buy but with enough $ $ in money can.

A friend in need?
Someone who helped!

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when I was 60 years. She is now 97 and I do not know where is hell.

Someone gave me a shower radio. Thank you very much. Do you really want music in the shower? I think there is no better place to dance a smooth surface with a glass door.

I was in a casino, I was standing near the door, and a security guard came and said, "You have to change." Re blocking an emergency exit. "As though if there were a fire, I do not run. If you are flammable and have legs, you do not block an emergency exit ... If you are a Table.

10 comments:

Anonymou... said...

lmao! These are great too! Great fun!
i espescially like the first.

livIV said...

very funny ^ - ^

emma_und... said...

funny funny

Wish upon a star said...

Someone gave me a shower radio. Thank you very much. Do you really want music in the shower? I think there is no better place to dance a smooth surface with a glass door.

I was in a casino, I was standing near the door, and a security guard came and said, "You have to change." Re blocking an emergency exit. "As though if there were a fire, I do not run. If you are flammable and have legs, you do not block an emergency exit ... If you're a table.

Dogs are the leaders of the world. If you have two ways of life, one of them give a shit to see, the other is the power of him who said to be responsible.

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the dre was hilarious! where did!

Anchor said...

funny

NoNameFo... said...

Loved the newyorker guides and dogs. All were amazing though. GREAT JOB! will tell them tonight in my work!

Asa S said...

Wow, where did you get it all - the suuuuuuuuuuper!

kalai said...

funny

Elegance said...

Good!

Crazy_Blonde <3 said...

These are great!

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